(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(DISTORTED GUITAR PLAYING)
There's no room for your
anti-establishment music in
Jump City, Punk Rocket.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(YELLING)
-(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
-(CRASHING)
His music is so angry, bro.
What are we going to do?
We fight terrible music
with even worse music.
Titans, go! (SCREAMING)
-(GUITAR RIFF PLAYING)
-(SCREAMING)
You are going down!
And now, to finish you...
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(YELLING) Off!
-(DISTORTED GUITAR PLAYING)
-(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
Are you the all right, Robin?
I can't find it!
-Find what?
-My mask!
So?
Don't you understand?
Without a mask, my face is
revealed to the world!
What's the big deal, dude,
even with the mask
90% of
your face is showing.
You can't see me!
No one can see me!
-(GRUNTING)
-(BEEPING)
Must get back to the Tower...
(GRUNTING)
-(BEEPING)
-(REVVING)
-(WHIRRING)
-(GRUNTING)
(BEEPING)
Ah.
Oh, hey guys.
Yo, what's up with you
and that mask, bro?
I've never seen you
act so crazy.
(EXCLAIMING MANIACALLY)
Whoo-hoo!
Well, that's not true.
My mask is the only thing that
conceals my true identity.
And that identity must
never be revealed.
Why do you feel the need to
conceal yourself from us?
You know who we are.
Yeah, but nobody cares
about you guys.
That's why you don't need
a secret identity.
I think he has trust issues.
The truth is, if my identity
was revealed to the world,
it would put you
in harm's way.
Villains would be able to
pinpoint our location and
attack us where we live.
We live in a T shaped tower.
How hard is it to find us now?
-(GLASS BREAKING)
-Come on, show us
your face, man.
I did take off my mask, once,
for the original Teen Titans.
Titans, listen up!
This is what I look like
without my mask.
I won't let that happen again.
Mmm...
I'm not buying his story.
He's hiding something.
Maybe if he took off his mask,
his eyeballs would fall out!
-CYBORG: I think he has
a monster unibrow.
-(GIRL SCREAMING)
STARFIRE: I think he's
hiding the parasitic twin.
Yeah!
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)
That's just weird, Star.
I apologize.
We have to find out the truth!
(HUMMING)
Ha!
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
(WHISTLING)
(SIZZLING)
-(WHIRRING)
-(BEEPING)
(EXPLOSION)
-(CRASHES)
-(SHUSHING)
I'm trying to sleep!
-(GASPING)
-A-ha!
Oh.
A-ha! Oh.
A-ha! A-ha!
(GROANING)
(PANTING)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(GRUNTING)
Just let us see!
Never going to happen.
I got to know
what's under there!
We will not stop until we have
penetrated this mystery.
Right, Raven?
I actually stopped
a while ago.
Look, I'm doing all this
to protect you.
I don't tell you this often,
but I truly care for
each one of you.
-Really?
-Really.
A-ha!
(WHINING)
Hey, where are you guys going?
If you cannot share
your secret with us,
then we can
no longer be Teen Titans.
That's right!
We're outta here!
Go find yourself some other
heroes you can trust.
But... (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
But you can't leave.
I trust you.
Sure doesn't
seem like it, dude.
All right,
if it's come to this...
(SIGHING) Then I must reveal
my secret to you.
(ALL GASPING)
Dude, you are
so good looking!
I'm freaking out,
he's so beautiful!
(YELLING)
STARFIRE: You have the
strong cheekbones of a...
(SPEAKING TAMARANEAN)
RAVEN: And that jaw line.
BEAST BOY: Such perfect skin.
STARFIRE: And those eyes.
CYBORG: They sparkle
like sunrise on the waters
of a crystal blue lake.
Robin, why did you
hide this beauty from us?
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Ah!
Um...
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Yeah, can everyone
please stop staring?
(SHUSHING)
Don't spoil this moment
with words.
(SIGHS)
Stop that!
Do you now see why
I had to hide this from you?
-Uh-uh.
-No, not really.
This face has been my burden.
Burden? Are you crazy?
We would love to have
a burden like that.
Life would be so amazing.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey, nice face.
Thanks, mama,
I like your face, too.
You'll have to excuse me,
I have to accept my award
for best face.
Shall we do the carpool?
It was the four-way tie.
Instead we have to be
so hideous!
We look like the garbage.
Why do we have to be so,
so ugly?
I can't even
look at you trolls!
(CYBORG SOBBING)
(ALL SOBBING)
This is one of the
reasons I didn't want to
show you my face.
(WHIRRING)
And I have a feeling that's
the other reason.
(POWERING DOWN)
-Ooh.
-Incredible!
Look at that
handsome alien face.
Are we the only butter faces
in the universe?
I am Klatak, Queen of the
Barshalluvian Empire.
I have surveyed the
vast cosmos for eons,
searching for a creature
as beautiful as me,
to be my King.
At long last,
that search has ended,
for I have found you.
(KISSING)
You cannot have our Robin!
(HISSING)
This beautiful man
belongs to us!
(CHUCKLES) If you will not
give him to me,
then I shall take him,
after I destroy you all.
Then you underestimate me
and my unattractive friends.
Titans, go!
(BEEPING)
(WHIRRING)
Her technology is
too handsome.
What are we going to do?
Looks like there's no choice.
Dude, you can't go with her!
This is the only way
to protect you.
Come to me, My King.
Yes, but first,
feast your eyes on this.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(GRUNTING)
The beauty has overwhelmed me.
Too beautiful. Too beautiful!
(GRUNTING)
Phew.
You all understand now?
Yeah, dude, put that back on
and keep it on.
For our sake
and for the world's.
(SOBBING) Even if it means
we'll never see that
gorgeous face again.
We will always have the memory
of Robin's beauty.
It worked, just as I planned.
I've preserved
my true identity
and no one can
ever find that out.
-Right, little bro?
-Got that right, big bro.
Hook me up with a grape,
why don't ya?
Oh! A sweet one!
(CHUCKLING)
I like that.
(SLURPING)
(ROCK SONG PLAYING)
(LIP-SYNCHING)
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-That's enough.
(YAWNS)
Bedtime.
Lights out
and night light on.
-(POWERING DOWN)
-(GASPS)
Night light out.
Lights on?
Lights on!
Lights on! Lights on!
Lights on!
(WAILS)
I do not like the dark!
I can't see where things are!
I gotta find a light!
-(YELLING) Oh!
-(METALLIC THUD)
-(THUDS)
-(EXCLAIMS)
Oh, my shin! My solar plexus!
ROBIN: Cyborg,
is everything okay?
STARFIRE: We heard the screams
of the little girl.
CYBORG: (YELLS)
Eight-eyed monster!
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
-CYBORG: Oh, phew.
I scared it off.
Wow, that monster
really did a number
on you guys, huh?
Power went out. I'll check
the grid in the morning.
No, you will
check the grid immediately.
(LAUGHS) Bro, are you
scared of the dark?
(LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY)
Of course not.
As your friends,
we would understand.
-Oh, I wouldn't.
-Yeah, only babies
are scared of the dark.
I am not scared of the dark.
I am scared of
what hides in it.
-Whoa, spooky.
-Right?
It all started at
a slumber party
many years ago.
-(LAUGHING)
-My friends forced me
to play Scary Teri.
That stupid baby game
that's supposed to summon
a scary ghost?
It is not a game, people!
It is not a game!
Gathering all of my courage,
I turned to the mirror
and said the words...
Scary Teri. Scary Teri.
Scary Teri!
(SCREAMS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
I barely escaped Scary Teri
that night.
That's why I've slept with
the light on ever since.
Wow, that is
an embarrassing story.
Yeah, you know Scary Teri
isn't real, right?
Not real?
The woman almost ate my soul!
Why is this
so hard to believe?
Raven's father is a demon.
Yeah, but he doesn't
waste his time hanging out
at little kids' sleepovers.
Unless he's, you know,
super bored.
Maybe we can help you get over
your stupid, shameful and
completely unjustified fear.
-How?
-What if we held
the party of slumber tonight?
ALL: Slumber party!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
You wear that to bed?
(WITH A LISP)
Just part of my never ending
war on crooked teeth.
I shall never surrender.
So now we just go to sleep?
No way, dude. Sleepovers
aren't about sleeping.
They're about
all the awesome stuff you do
instead of sleeping.
(ALL CHEERING)
First up, building
the world's best blanket fort
according to these
very detailed blueprints
I made.
We'll start with
laying the foundation.
Then, in two hours,
when that's done, we can...
-(ALL GROANING)
-RAVEN: Really?
Oh, come on!
It's not that complicated.
Once the primary
support column is up...
I'll do it myself.
Hey, Cyborg,
know the best part
about slumber parties?
Pillow fight! Yah!
(GRUNTS)
Raven, help! I'm under attack.
-No, thanks.
-Raven, come on!
I'm not playing.
Aw, please, mama?
It won't be fun
if you don't play.
Fight of the pillow!
ALL: (CHANTING)
Fight of the pillow!
Fine.
(ROARS)
-(ALL GRUNTING)
-There, happy?
Ooh, ooh, Titans,
I know an activity to take
Cyborg's mind off of his fear.
The game of Candor
or Audacious Undertaking.
You mean Truth or Dare.
ALL: Oh.
(GIGGLES)
Who knows
what crazy things I might do
-if given the dare.
-(GRUNTS)
I dare you to kiss...
No, I dare you to date me
for a few years.
And then move in with me,
and then, one night,
when the moon is full,
to watch me
bend down on one knee...
And to name
our third child Cecilia,
after my favorite aunt.
And then hold my hand
as the sun goes down
over the mountains
and whisper in my ear,
"It has been the good life."
-That is your dare.
-I was going to
pick the truth.
Oh. Would you
do all that stuff?
-No.
-(SNIFFLES) I see.
I'll be in the blanket fort.
(CYBORG SNORING)
(SOBBING) Why, Robin? Why?
You had to
put it all out there.
Stupid! Stupid!
She thinks you're a jerk.
Why doesn't she love me?
My teeth are straight.
They're so straight!
(CONTINUES SOBBING)
Not to mention my awesome hair
and I've shown loving
father skills to Silkie!
Okey dokey...
Oh, I got a good dare!
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Whoo! That was awesome!
(LAUGHS) That's what
I'm talking about, brah!
Are you feeling better
about the nighttime?
You know what? I think I am.
I'm glad you decided to stop
acting like a big dumb baby.
-Well, good night.
-(CYBORG SCREAMS)
Is everybody okay?
I'm pretty sure
I heard Scary Teri.
Okay, I think there's
only one way to fix this.
Wait, what are you...
No... Come on, you wouldn't!
I don't want to
play Scary Teri!
Just do it, Cyborg!
You guys don't understand,
she'll destroy us all!
Say it first!
All right.
Scary Teri. Scary Teri.
Scary Teri.
See, Cyborg,
isn't that better?
-(CYBORG SCREAMS)
-(ALL GRUNTING)
-What did I tell you?
-(GROWLING)
-(ALL YELL)
-She's so scary!
Her ragged clothes!
Oh, I just bought these.
Ugh! Her ratty, unkempt hair!
I didn't have time
to wash it this morning.
Her dirty, ugly face.
This is just how I look.
(ALL APOLOGIZING)
No, you're right.
I should really take
better care of myself.
(ROARING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
So, how do we defeat her?
Wow, that's a weird
way of saying
(IMITATING LISP) "Oh, Cyborg,
you're totally right.
"Sorry for making you relive
your childhood trauma."
We need a mirror.
I have several full-length
and hand-held mirrors
in my room.
(BEEPING)
(ROARS)
(SCREAMS)
She's blocking Robin's room!
Titans, to the blanket fort!
Go, go, go!
Did you seriously
put a mirror in here?
Among other things.
STARFIRE: Robin, it's amazing!
BEAST BOY: Whoa! Fresh dude!
(STARFIRE GASPS)
Is that a basketball court?
No, that's a bowling alley.
The basketball court's
in the basement.
Whoa!
Yeah, yeah, it's impressive,
but there's a demon lady
trying to eat our souls
right now!
(BANGING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(HISSING)
There's a mirror
in the downstairs rumpus room.
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-(TERI CHUCKLES)
ALL: Pillow fight!
There's another one in
the dance studio! Go, go, go!
(BEAST BOY YELLS)
(GASPS) Beast Boy!
ALL: Candor or Audacious
Undertaking!
Oh, I love this game.
I got a fun one.
I dare all of you
-to get in my mouth!
-(SCREAMING)
We must get to a mirror.
ROBIN: Ahhh! Whoa!
Cyborg, you have to
get the mirror!
It's in the second
guest bedroom.
You can do this.
Just because you're
scared doesn't mean
you're not strong.
(YELLS)
Okay, I can do this!
(HISSING)
-(CYBORG YELLS)
-(TERI LAUGHS)
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
Time to join your friends,
little boy!
I'm not a little boy anymore.
(CHANTING)
Scary Teri isn't scary.
-Scary Teri isn't scary!
-(TERI SCREAMS)
(BURPS)
Ha, I finally got you,
you not-so-scary witch!
Hey, the lights are back on!
Best slumber party ever!
-Booyah!
-(ALL CHEERING)
-(POWERING DOWN)
-(CYBORG SCREAMS)
Eight-eyed monster!